Tuesday, May 16, 2017

The Logic of Women!!

Logic #1
Lunchtime at the office, Sarah and Jane went to the diner on the corner with their lunch boxes,  they have decided to eat their lunch there, so without ordering anything they sit down, open their lunch boxes and  begin to eat .

The manager sees this and says to them, "You can't eat your own food in here!"

With that, they swap lunch boxes and continue eating!!


Logic #2
 Kimberly informed her friend Mary that she had started a diet to lose some pounds she had put on recently.
“Good!” Mary exclaimed. “I’m ready to start a diet too. We can be dieting buddies and help each other out. When I feel the urge to drive out and get a burger and fries, I’ll call you first.”

“Great!” Kimberley replied. “I’ll ride with you.”