The Logic of Women!!

Logic #1

Lunchtime at the office, Sarah and Jane went to the diner on the corner with their lunch boxes,  they have decided to eat their lunch there, so without ordering anything they sit down, open their lunch boxes and  begin to eat .

The manager sees this and says to them, "You can't eat your own food in here!"

With that, they swap lunch boxes and continue eating!!

Logic #2

 Kimberly informed her friend Mary that she had started a diet to lose some pounds she had put on recently.

“Good!” Mary exclaimed. “I’m ready to start a diet too. We can be dieting buddies and help each other out. When I feel the urge to drive out and get a burger and fries, I’ll call you first.”

“Great!” Kimberley replied. “I’ll ride with you.”

Not So Old Fool After All

“Poor Old fool,” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humor the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught today?”
The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.”

Definition of Marriage - on a lighter note

Marriage is spending the rest of you life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you'd miss them.

Laughter is Indeed the Best Medicine

One of the best ways to loosen up and relax is to laugh. Laughter releases endorphins that make you feel good.

A good belly laugh releases a lot of muscular tension and benefits body, mind and soul. 

Get together with uplifting friends, go see a funny movie, or poke your nose into a funny book.

Danie de Villiers

Work on your sense of humour

If you want to have more fulfilling relationships you might want to consider sharpening your sense of humour as a great place to start.

1. Cultivate an atmosphere of humour and laughter

Begin to cultivate an atmosphere of humour and laughter in your relationships by focussing on the funny things in life and enjoying the laughter they evoke. Soon you will be seeing humour all over and enjoying it fully.

2. Associate with fun-loving people

If you don't laugh as much as you used to and want to correct the situation start associating with humorous, fun loving people and avoid the kill joys of life.

3. Learn to laugh at yourself

If you don't laugh at yourself other will do it for you. So many people are unable to laugh at themselves because of their own insecurities and fears. They are afraid to look foolish in the eyes of others and appear to be incompetent.

4. Make a habit of collecting jokes

Collect cartoons and jokes and put them on display for all to see and enjoy. Remember, there is plenty of good clean humour to go around. Keep the humour clean.

5. Use humour to neutralize conflict

Learn how to be witty. When things get tense use wit or humour to brighten things up. Humour can let the biggest bully crack a smile or even burst out in laughter.

Remember, cry and you cry alone; laugh and the whole world share your joy!